Plop! The giant seemed to have materialized out of thin air, right into a gated backyard, nested into a gentrified black-block stronghold. He shook his curly hair, fiddled with the USB stick in his pocket, looked around and realized he had come to the right place. Soon, he introduced himself as Jonas and a murder of Black Crowes gathered around him - programmers mainly but not only - and they called him Jonas the Great. Since then the giant from ‘der echte Norden’ has been wandering with us, securing the fellowship on the dark paths through the mines of Moria and involuntarily testing restaurants in Schanzenviertel's desolation row.